I need a motivated sales team for my new product release. Here's my plan:
I need some cash to fund my new audio addiction. I really need to come up with a product line that is inexpensive to manufacture that I can sell at 1000x cost. I'll need to make some contacts with major HiFi magazine and website writers and reviewers and promise to advertise in their magazines for favorable reviews and maybe a little kick back on the side. I'll make my way to the trade shows and shake hands and smile at everyone I meet, after all appearing genuine and legitimate is the most important part of the game. Before long I won't be able to produce the stuff fast enough. When the naysayers confront me I'll have my best arguments ready and appeal to to their emotions, after all it's all subjective, what fun is it if you don't have faith? So here are a couple ideas I've come up with in the last few minutes, hopefully more to follow.
1. A canned aerosol product that you spray in the room before a listening session it ionizes the air so the sound waves travel to your ear accurately and fast.
2. Premium ear wax cleaning solution that contains gold dust particles. My ear wax cleaner will be like no other on the market. It will not only remove your ear wax it will drastically improve the quality of your listening experience by coating your inner ear with fine particles of 24k gold dust. This will increase the conductivity of the sound waves through your ear canal and your now gold plated ear drum with react to the finest details of your music for a listening experience like no other.
So anyone want to help me bring these great products to market? I'm open to profit sharing
- April Fool's (although a little late)
