.....you guys ain't got a hair on your humongous lard-butts if you don't consider attacking the situation with 2x4's, a Skil-saw, 16 penny nails, and dark stains.....
.....there is also room for the consideration of concrete blocks painted black with 1x12 stained shelves at various heights of the black stacked concrete blocks....
.....now, if you're loaded, and light cigars with a Lincoln sawbuck 5-note, disregard these suggestions and flaunt on.....