Aww, look at the poor wittle pirates what don't like the Name we give 'em. Maybe we'll call you what your Mommy called you, but there ain't no "Mommy's Little Helpers" on this Pirate Ship. NOW QUIT WHINING AND GET BACK TO WORK YA SCURVY DOGS OR IT'S OFF THE PLANK WITH THE LOT OF YA!!!
-Shoutin' Wade Slasher