a night for me

[sawzalot]

I came home drunk tonite,I didnt drive at all but the little woman wants to kill me where can I hide Z??

 

[adwilk]

good luck...

nice thread.

 

[sawzalot]

I'll be me own asecond post I tyhink Im in some trouble, you guys are great thanks for suppoort

 

[mrjsw]

where can I hide Z??

Try turning it sideways and hiding it behind the 'N'.

 

[Davemcc]

Stretch out behind the sofa. She won't look there.

 

[mike c]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls , but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed , and to alleviate further confusion , the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys , being met by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer , lipstick on your collar , slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next , Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome , since both ultimately result in death.

go get that lipstick on the collar. nice knowing you!

 

[jamie2112]

sounds like a couch night...........

 

[Davemcc]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=583414&postcount=476

 

[ParadigmDawg]

That is so funny!

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=583414&postcount=476

 

[sawzalot]

It's bad real b a d .
I wont go out again for a while.
The balls and guts thing definitely wont apply this time.

 

[speakEZ]

Good Luck man. I know the feeling.

I used to stay up late (and get loaded) talking outside with the neighbor, in our backyards mind you, come in and the wife be pissed....Never really understood that, but didn't have to, just quit doing it.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

This is the time to attack. Run to the AV store and get a new amp and a 65" plasma. She is already mad so get it all over at one time.

It's bad real b a d .
I wont go out again for a while.
The balls and guts thing definitely wont apply this time.

 

[sawzalot]

Nice post Dawg, we will be going shopping today but I really dont think I'll be getting any toys, no, it's all about kissing up a little, she's gonna bust my plastic for sure.

 

[sawzalot]

Oh my gosh now I just got this look, kinda like I have a lot of nerve to be on the computer after last night, nag nag nag I'm going shopping earlier than I thought.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

Do you own a shovel and a bag of lime?

Oh my gosh now I just got this look, kinda like I have a lot of nerve to be on the computer after last night, nag nag nag I'm going shopping earlier than I thought.