Start of the Masters, so what better thing to do than tell
The Greatest Golf Story in the World hahaha.
Driving range and I'm on the far right. Parallel next to me is a 45 mph road. Somehow I hook that thing over the tall side fence and into traffic. Somehow the ball never hits a car.
At a different driving range and I do a slow hook over the right fence and a guy is watching his friend putt. The ball carries over his head and he jumps. We kids were laughing. I'm sure I was in tears.
9-hole and I hook it so far into the woods ah don't bother searching for that one LOL.
On the last hole it's a par 3 and 100 some yds. I pull out a driver. For a split second I thought OMG it's going toward the club house, but then it sharp hooks what must be high and hits the top of an apartment complex that's like three stories high. Guy comes on his balcony looking pissed. The guys I was golfing with one of them said,
We're sure glad you tagged along. You're the worst golfer we've ever seen! 
