In my "old" neighborhood we got literally hundreds of kids, but the houses were kind of close {1 acres lots}, and they were dense so lots of houses in a small walking distance, plus they were all nice houses {$700K median} and out of say 30 houses maybe 2 didn't decorate and give out candy, my neighbor two houses down used to give out a pale and shovel to each kid with at least 5 full sized candy bars, they did 100 of them a year, it was an impressive site, their entire porch filled with bucket of candy.. My wife buys the big bulk candy assortments and lets the kids take as much as they want, she has a huge black plastic pot she fills {in the old neighborhood she would buy 50lbs, now she did 20 and it was way too much...} all night we didnt get 10 kids, lol, thats one of the downfalls of living in the woods...
+1 on the slutty dressing women on halloween, my office manager came in with a nurses outfit on, and lets just say it didn't look new, she definitely pulled it out of her closet, lol..