Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[Adam]

Adam awakening to find Rick and Doug in his house holding a car battery and a slinky.

That would be scary. I mean, how the heck did they get untied?!

 

[gmichael]

That would be scary. I mean, how the heck did they get untied?!

Maybe the battery acid ate through the stinky slinky.

 

[Adam]

Maybe the battery acid ate through the stinky slinky.

Yeah, one or both of them probably MacGyvered a way out. I knew that I never should have left the duct tape in the same room. Classic mistake.

 

[majorloser]

Adam awakening to find Rick and Doug in his house holding a car battery and a slinky.

Granted, it was a "mini slinky".

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Granted, it was a "mini slinky".

but the stinky was huge!

 

[Adam]

but the stinky was huge!

Sorry. I had a lot of fiber that morning.

 

[gmichael]

Sorry. I had a lot of fiber that morning.

We know. We know..

 

[Adam]

Niki got me up at 4:15 this morning to take her for a walk. Poor girl has diarrhea. Luckily, she seems to be feeling okay otherwise.

 

[haraldo]

Just had wonderful "tyrkish style" coffee

 

[gmichael]

Niki got me up at 4:15 this morning to take her for a walk. Poor girl has diarrhea. .

Just had wonderful "tyrkish style" coffee

Are you sure?

 

[Adam]

Are you sure?

One dog and a cup.

Nice.

 

[haraldo]

Are you sure?

yep.... 2000000%

 

[haraldo]

soon above the 5000 posts threshold

 

[lsiberian]

soon above the 5000 posts threshold

I'd say something about how you have no life, but well.

 

[gmichael]

yep.... 2000000%

No chunks then?

 

[Adam]

TAM

When I saw that, I thought of "Theoretical and Applied Mechanics."

I'm clearly still scarred from college...

 

[Rickster71]

That would be scary. I mean, how the heck did they get untied?!

Don't know Rick or this Doug person; though I'll bet it's the last time you'll tie them up facing each other.

 

[Steve81]

Heartbreaking (or saving, depending on how you look at it) news:
Wendy's 9 Patty T Rex Burger - Secret Sandwich at Wendys in Canada Has Reddit Users Talking - Delish.com

[h=1]UPDATE: Wendy's "T-Rex" Burger Now Extinct[/h]

 

[Adam]

UPDATE: Wendy's "T-Rex" Burger Now Extinct

In related news, the Canadian government has requested assistance from the U.S. Pr*sm program to find a "no-good dumb-a**" Reddit user.

 

[Adam]

Waiting for my brother to call to play StarCraft II.