My wife

[ParadigmDawg]

49 hours to go.......

 

[ParadigmDawg]

45 hours.......

 

[Alex2507]

45 hours.......

Make a run for it. Come to RI and we'll hang drywall together.

 

[gmichael]

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[majorloser]

Come to RI and we'll hang drywall together.

I guess that's a slang term in RI for that sort of thing? NTTAWWT

If I was him, I'd escape to Jamaica and hide out in the mountains.

 

[majorloser]

It's not too late to get a good deal!
http://www.airjamaica.com/

Here's a local Jamaican guide waiting to show you around

Or maybe you'd prefer Amsterdam
http://www.klm.com/travel/us_en/index.htm

These lovely hostesses are waiting for you

 

[gmichael]

Door number 2 please.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I planned on adding another count down bit I have had an ungodly amount of tequila and can't figure out how many hours it is. My goal is to drink one shot for every hour I have left...

45 hours.......

 

[Ares]

tequila video.

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[Midwesthonky]

Marriage ain't so bad. I generally like it but then I chose wisely. On the other hand I'm still waiting for that check from my FIL. Plus her aunt is a former competition winning sharp shooter. Guess it's best I behave myself.

But she did let me buy new speakers!

she did let me buy two different tractors...the new one I couldn't use because she wanted to use it. So she ended up mowing the lawn. Nothing wrong with that...

The event itself is relatively painless. Enjoy it and congrats! Is there a piece of stereo equipment or other tool/toy that you want that you could give her as a wedding gift?

 

[njedpx3]

Dawg,

Good Luck in your upcoming marriage , I am approximately this far into my marriage ad it has been outstanding, awesome, great:

11,841 days can be converted to one of these units:
1,023,062,400 seconds
17,051,040 minutes
284,184 hours
1691 weeks (rounded down)

Remember, you showed her picture for a short while then took it away. She, Carolyn, looks very sweet.


Peace, Good Sound and A Long Marriage,

Forest Man

P.S.- Once and engineer,always an engineer explaining the "approximately"

 

[adk highlander]

A little over 19 hours (est) to go. Good luck Dawg. Hope you have a great Day!

 

[GO-NAD!]

A little over 19 hours (est) to go. Good luck Dawg. Hope you have a great Day!

All this countdown stuff would make one think you were going to the gallows, instead of getting married!

Do you know why husbands, on average, die before their wives? Cause they want to, that's why...

Anyway, all the best to you both. Enjoy the honeymoon. If the TV is missing from your patio when you get back, it wasn't me!

 

[gmichael]

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 & 12


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.
'What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex'.
'Oh I see,' replied the boy.
'Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high schoolboys, One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, Picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March.......'

 

[gmichael]

Joke for the best Man toast

Collect a lot of keys WITHOUT the bride and groom's knowledge. Pass them out to as many women as possible (swearing them to secrecy). During your speech, announce the "The bride realises that the groom has had a lot of girlfriends over the years. She would appreciate it if any of them who have keys to his place could please return them." This is the cue for all the women to bring their keys to the wedding party table. Try to get a couple of pregnant women in the group and maybe somebody's grandma.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

That's funny.

18 hours and counting....

Joke for the best Man toast

Collect a lot of keys WITHOUT the bride and groom's knowledge. Pass them out to as many women as possible (swearing them to secrecy). During your speech, announce the "The bride realises that the groom has had a lot of girlfriends over the years. She would appreciate it if any of them who have keys to his place could please return them." This is the cue for all the women to bring their keys to the wedding party table. Try to get a couple of pregnant women in the group and maybe somebody's grandma.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Best wishes to you and your bride, Greg! Have a great honeymoon!

 

[ParadigmDawg]

2.5 hours.................

 

[adk highlander]

Don't do too many shots before.

But seriously have a great Day! Say hi to Carolyn for us all!

 

[Rickster71]

2.5 hours.................

What are you still doing here?
You aren't going to post from your blackberry during the "I Do's" are you?
All the best to you and the bride!