Billy Mays vs "Vince"

[Geno]

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but one thing I'd pay to watch is a show where Billy Mays and "Vince" (from Shamwow) are put into a pit, each with a straight razor and a double-bitted axe. The winner (survivor) will get a life sentence watching Enzyte commercials.

 

[Adam]

Haha!!! That would be awesome.

Billy seems to have more bulk, but don't count Vince out. After all, he's man enough to punch a hooker.

 

[captiankirk28]

I was thinking sort of the same thing haha.

 

[CraigV]

Vince and his Shamwow Shield

Are no match for Billy and his Awesome Auger

In this death match pitting pitch-man against pitch-man



This Sunday SUNday SUNDAY at you local coliseum!

 

[Adam]

As Billy shows Vince the joy of a curb bite, "slap chop this, biatch!"

 

[Nomo]

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but one thing I'd pay to watch is a show where Billy Mays and "Vince" (from Shamwow) are put into a pit, each with a straight razor and a double-bitted axe. The winner (survivor) will get a life sentence watching Enzyte commercials.

I think that before dropping them into the pit they need to have their heads wrapped in Snuggies, from their chosen NCAA team of course.

 

[MatthewB.]

If you put Billy in a skimpy dress and fishnets, I think Vince can take him.

 

[Adam]

If you put Billy in a skimpy dress and fishnets, I think Vince can take him.

I can see the conflictive look on Vince's face right now.

 

[Adam]

I'm so bored right now, I'd take Vince on. Pay-per-view would never be more worthless.

Well, until they threw in the crocodiles.

 

[jamie2112]

You gotta throw Ron in the mix...

 

[fast1]

haha nice vid.

 

[Wafflesomd]

 

[Adam]

You gotta throw Ron in the mix...

That's how I should try to sell my gear.

Heck, it's how the grocery store makes me think that I'm getting a deal. "Ewww, if I use my card, I can save $2." (When the "original" price is simply jacked up by $2.)

 

[Now Slappy]

Ron could never be in the fight. He is the master.

After the first fight(yes, there would be more than one), the loser would then travel to Ron where he peacefully resides in southeast Asia(Thailand maybe?) to train.

Like this...

After the months of training they would then clash yet again and fight...this time....to the DEATH!!

 

[majorloser]

I'm still wating for the Sham-Snuggie.

 

[Adam]

I can see Ron in the Snuggie, just before his willing defeat at the hands of Vince.

"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

 

[aberkowitz]

Haha!!! That would be awesome.

Billy seems to have more bulk, but don't count Vince out. After all, he's man enough to punch a hooker.

Didn't he bite the hooker too?

 

[Now Slappy]

I think the hooker bit him.

 

[Adam]

Announcer #1: "Oooh, there it is! The patented Billy Mays' Tongue Hold. I'm sure that no one is shocked that he was able to lure Vince in for some mid-fight tongue action, but how Shlomi could fall for that after his incident in Miami Beach is anyone's guess."

Announcer #2: "No doubt, Bob. No doubt. We'll have to wait and see if this pays off for Billy. Vince went all Ali on that hooker. Let's see if he can draw on his inner wife beater here or just panics from the flashbacks."

 

[MatthewB.]

I think the ring girl would take em both down without breaking a nail.