Dude,
I have the perfect gift for you. I'm going to tell you how to hook up with a lesbian.
Find yourself one of those dog parks in a downtown area. Dogs are great ice breakers.
There are always lesbians in downtown and
all lesbians have dogs.
Okay, now that I'm not laughing quite as much I will proceed. This is where it gets a little tricky,
you must approach the mannish lesbian ... then tell her that you think she is beautiful.
They don't get a lot of that so you will be the go to guy when she wants to feel special.
Happy birthday!
Alex
