You guys are so anti-fun.
I was only talking in terms of volumetric impact on cabinet performance, not getting into electrical behavior. Hyperbole be d@mned.
You are effectively now getting into fluid mechanics and the ideal method of moving air with minimal turbulence. The best way to do this is with flared (asymmetrical) ports and gentle sweeps. Slot ports and 90º angles introduce turbulence, thus affecting their efficacy.
Is a slot port a deal breaker? No. Or at least, I've never heard a designer say you can't employ a slot port in a design without some drastic penalty: they are easier to build into the cabinet, as well.
From a pure performance aspect, regular cylindrical pathways are better than rectangular pathways. This becomes more important, I would think, if pushing the performance extremes of high SPL and low frequency/infrasonic extension.
This leads back to the circular issue of tradeoffs in determining your design goals: how low and how loud you want to push the drivers against their physical limitations (Xmax, Xmech, Bl and power handling); how large a box you want to build.
Rephrasing what was said earlier, why reinvent the wheel when RBH most likely designed the best system they could from the parts in question?