THE DAY AFTER MOTHER'S DAY IS THE SECOND-BUSIEST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR NEW FEMALE SIGNUPS ON WEBSITES FOR CHEATERS:
Monday 05-10-2010 6:29am ET
Have you heard of AshleyMadison.com? It's kind of like a dating website, except it's not for single people . . . it's for married people who want to have affairs.
--Anyway, according to a website called MomLogic.com, between 2,500 and 3,000 women join AshleyMadison.com on a typical Monday.
--But on the Monday after Mother's Day last year, nearly 24,000 women signed up for new accounts with the website. And officials for Ashley Madison say they expect as many as 30,000 women to sign up for the website today.
--That makes the day after Mother's Day Ashley Madison's second-biggest day of the year for new female signups, behind only February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day.
--A guy named Noel Biderman is the founder and president of Ashley Madison. He says that on Mother's Day, women want to be recognized and pampered for all the stuff they do for their families.
--But if that doesn't happen, the disappointment drives them to consider other options . . . like allowing strange men to access their fun-parts.
--In other words, I really hope you took care of the mother of your spawn yesterday. Because if you didn't, there's a chance she's already looking for someone else who will "take care of her" . . . if you know what I mean.