ShrapnelSpitter
I’m working on a new product that I think would be a perfect compliment to the Buttkicker. I call it the ShrapnelSpitter. The idea is that at various user definable frequencies the unit will spit forth non-lethal polycarbonate chunks into targeted areas of your HT. Imagine watching Saving Private Ryan and being pelted with shrapnel as you sit in your shaking StratoLounger experiencing the full effect of the D-Day invasion.
The SS has directional control so will have a high WAF. The polycarbonate chunks are reusable and gathering them up after deployment will be a fun, family orientated activity. No firm MLP yet, but I’m thinking $999.95 for the main compression container, hoses and two (2) remote spitter modules. Additional spitter modules available for $199.95/ea.
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