This should be fun! What's the worst movie ever made in all human history? The film so cringingly awful that your skin crawls and your blood runs cold? The film so bad you'd consider poking your eyes out vs being forced to watch?
My pick: Natural Born Killers. The stinker by which all others are judged. When I make a list of the "Bottom Ten" worst, I really have to make it 11 as I've set NBK as "winner" of the "Lifetime Acheivement For Suck Award." Nothing I've seen is so irredeemably awful as that one, so it's only fair I consider it as it's own catagory, a category of one.
What are some other choices for the Worst of the Worst?
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Dangerous Liaisons- let's see, I'm gonna bang Michelle Pfieffer so I can get Glenn Close but along the way I fell for Michelle Pfieffer... NOBODY saw THAT coming... the ultimate date punishes you movie.
Doesn't Uma get topless in that one, though? I'd have a hard time calling any flick with Uma's rack the "worst" of all time! Although I gotta admit I haven't seen the movie (although I do own it...Never got around to watching it. ).
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I must have been out in that VERY long line to get some popcorn when that scene came on... the only time I'd ever seen a longer line was when I went back for a coke...
Don't all Steven Segal movies qualify automaticly?
But seriously....
I think that Boxing Helena is a contendor. It's boring, makes no real since and then at the end it manages to do the only thing that could possibly make it worse: have the entire movie be a suprise dream sequence. Pleasantville might have been even worse....... it's a tough call. It's sort of like arguing if bull crap or horse feces is better to fall in face first.
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Originally Posted by Rob Babcock
This should be fun! What's the worst movie ever made in all human history? The film so cringingly awful that your skin crawls and your blood runs cold? The film so bad you'd consider poking your eyes out vs being forced to watch?
My pick: Natural Born Killers. The stinker by which all others are judged. When I make a list of the "Bottom Ten" worst, I really have to make it 11 as I've set NBK as "winner" of the "Lifetime Acheivement For Suck Award." Nothing I've seen is so irredeemably awful as that one, so it's only fair I consider it as it's own catagory, a category of one.
What are some other choices for the Worst of the Worst?
Okay, how can you call a movie with Sherlyn Fenn getting naked the worst...er, do you guys see a trend, here? I have to agree that most of the Seagal ones are stinkers, but I found "Under Seige" to be entertaining. And no, not just the part where Erica Eleniac jumped out of the cake!
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Okay, how can you call a movie with Sherlyn Fenn getting naked the worst...er, do you guys see a trend, here? I have to agree that most of the Seagal ones are stinkers, but I found "Under Seige" to be entertaining. And no, not just the part where Erica Eleniac jumped out of the cake!
Ah, I have that cake scene etched into my memory. IMO, she has an excellent *rack*.
The Segal line was a joke. I actually watch nearly every Segal movie that is released. Bad, but in a way that I like. If you've seen Belly of The Beast, you can't but help to laugh as Segal reacts to the news of his daughter being kidnapped by terrorists with the same calm and constipated face as every other scene in every movie he's made. I bet if he could manage ANY other face/expression, that he would get a very lucrative contract with EX-LAX. Imagine the potential of getting rid of constipation that has lasted a few decades? If you insist on wathing the entire movie you can be assured you will be repullsed(it's just creepy to see this seniour citizen getting it on with a 20 year old) as he has a sexual encounter with a young beautiful Asian girl.
I have to agree that most of the Seagal ones are stinkers, but I found "Under Seige" to be entertaining. And no, not just the part where Erica Eleniac jumped out of the cake!
I'd go with Rob on this one. Under Siege was a really good movie, but Segal had alot of real professional help on this one (including Tommy Lee Jones, a sober Gary Busey, Colm Meaney of STNG fame, Andy Romano, old sci-fi standard Nick Mancuso, the highly underrated latino Raymond Cruz, Bernie Casey, and the surprisingly believable Miss E)
In most of his other movies, his "help" came from talent of the caliber of Kelly LeBrock, best known (if memory serves)for her role in "Weird Science".. other than visuals, there's not much to take your mind off Segal's bad acting... even Keenan Ivory Wayans couldn't cover for him in the Glimmer Man
ya gotta admit, Erica looks good coming AND going.. if you saw her pull herself out of the hole in Chasers.. it just makes ya wanna scream "damn it's good to be a guy"
Worst Movie Ever Made?
What's the worst movie ever made in all human history? The film so cringingly awful that your skin crawls and your blood runs cold? The film so bad you'd consider poking your eyes out vs being forced to watch?
the ultimate date punishes you movie.
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If you insist on wathing the entire movie you can be assured you will be repullsed(it's just creepy to see this seniour citizen getting it on with a 20 year old) as he has a sexual encounter with a young beautiful Asian girl.
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