What's a troll?

[Alex2507]

What's a troll?

[Seth=L]

Heh heh, a troll is Ventwood.:D

[highfihoney]

The meanest troll's live under bridges & eat little children while the garden variety troll's like to hang around internet forums starting trouble,confusing & derailing threads & fulfilling personal agenda's.

[Seth=L]

The meanest troll's live under bridges & eat little children while the garden variety troll's like to hang around internet forums starting trouble,confusing & derailing threads & fulfilling personal agenda's.
They also lack a soul.

[no. 5]

They also lack a soul.
that is an often overlooked aspect of the common troll. :p

[Clint DeBoer]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25568

[highfihoney]

Here are a couple of links explaining what an internet troll is.

This first link gives my favorite explaination of a troll where they deem them "basement dwelling nerds":D

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_troll_personality_disorder

http://curezone.com/forums/troll.asp

[Alex2507]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25568

Not wanting to read this is why I posed the question. The changing room size and the whole topic not being important to me made me just go to the last pg. where I found the troll referance.

I think I got it now. Thanks.

[jaxvon]

Here are a couple of links explaining what an internet troll is.

This first link gives my favorite explaination of a troll where they deem them "basement dwelling nerds":D


Hey, I represent that statement! Not all basement dwelling nerds are trolls. :D

[Seth=L]

Hey, I represent that statement! Not all basement dwelling nerds are trolls. :D
You "represent" that statement, or resent?:D

[highfihoney]

Hey, I represent that statement! Not all basement dwelling nerds are trolls. :D

:D :D Did you read the suggested corrective behavior for the trolls in that link,too cool;)

[dave1490]

The meanest troll's live under bridges & eat little children while the garden variety troll's like to hang around internet forums starting trouble,confusing & derailing threads & fulfilling personal agenda's.



im a troll,inhairited money, invested in silver.know i dont have to work,was a trucker with good ref,s.that,s hard with the driving laws allway,s screwing us.:mad:buy the way nickel gone up 3300%.

[highfihoney]

im a troll,inhairited money, invested in silver.know i dont have to work,was a trucker with good ref,s.that,s hard with the driving laws allway,s screwing us.:mad:buy the way nickel gone up 3300%.

Please dont be a troll,you shoulda read the links before you copped to being a troll:eek: :D

From the Encyclopedia Dramatica.


Internet troll personality disorder
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
DSM fanboys and fangirls are hard at work on the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, due to be published some so far from now the year will be in Stardate form. The most exciting announcement of the American Psychiatric Association so far is the inclusion of Internet troll personality disorder to the already impressive number of mental disorders.

Contents [hide]
1 Origins
2 Research Criteria
3 Treatment
4 See also
5 External links

[edit]Origins
Trolls have existed from the early days of the Internets and Usenet. Before them were the oracles, wizards, scientists, illuminati members, prophets, and natural leaders. Regular and fluid social interaction has kept such people in check, holding them back by fear and thus preventing these positive traits from manifesting. Fortunately, the anonymity the Internet offers has paradoxically allowed people to show their true selves, with less brainwashing from social institutions.

Thechisa theorizes that ITPD is a mutant strain of the otherkin fixation, and on some subconscious level its rabid afflicted believe themselves to be actual mythical trolls. There may be some truth to this, as their tendency to also be basement-dwelling nerds approximates the living conditions found underneath a bridge.

[edit]Research Criteria
The Internet Troll Personality Disorder is characterized by attention-seeking and disruptive behavior in anonymous, delocalized places of socializing. It is indicated by the following traits:

A tendency to make the most useful, interesting comments.
A natural charisma that draws the attention of users toward them.
The ability to create ideas that flow from person to person nonstop until they have made everyone spend their time in the troll's valuable communique.
Such a brilliant command of social engineering, that the troll and trick others into fighting amongst themselves on the internet endlessly. (i.e. crossposting to two opposing usenet groups, tricking them into starting a flame war, then sitting back and watching the fun)
High intelligence
High degree of social skills in real life.
Uses multiple usernames as sock puppets (the more the better)
Establishes dominance in a community by using multiple usernames
[edit]Treatment
Researchers have experimented with everything from shock therapy to furry porn to castration to treat Internet troll personality disorder with no success. The psychodynamics of this personality disorder indicated that constant asswhooping may be the best treatment. Getting the research sample group out of their respective mothers' basements was difficult, and removing the hamburger and french fries from their hands and mouths was nearly impossible, but a little sunshine and exercise did these creatures good. After being taught the essentials of hygiene and manners, the trolls were ready for the treatment: women who really like to have sex. Within one week, the severity of the disorder was diminished for every patient, and within three months the patients were all symptom free. But once the ex-trolls looked up from their cubicals saw how boring they had become, they all committed hara kiri, the Japanese form of suicide designed to restore one's honor after shame.

Current research is investigating the possibility of a relapse into disordered personality function if the patient does not get laid in the ***, furry-style. For those pitiful cases who cannot keep a girlfriend, researchers are considering the role prostitutes may play in treatment.

[edit]See also
Troll
Psychopath
Borderline Personality Disorder
Aussieintn
Lulbat
[edit]External links
Trolls May Have a Disordered Personality
Retrieved from "http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_troll_personality_disorder"
Categories: Abnormal Psych | Trolls

[dave1490]

Please dont be a troll,you shoulda read the links before you copped to being a troll:eek: :D

From the Encyclopedia Dramatica.


Internet troll personality disorder
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
DSM fanboys and fangirls are hard at work on the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, due to be published some so far from now the year will be in Stardate form. The most exciting announcement of the American Psychiatric Association so far is the inclusion of Internet troll personality disorder to the already impressive number of mental disorders.

Contents [hide]
1 Origins
2 Research Criteria
3 Treatment
4 See also
5 External links

[edit]Origins
Trolls have existed from the early days of the Internets and Usenet. Before them were the oracles, wizards, scientists, illuminati members, prophets, and natural leaders. Regular and fluid social interaction has kept such people in check, holding them back by fear and thus preventing these positive traits from manifesting. Fortunately, the anonymity the Internet offers has paradoxically allowed people to show their true selves, with less brainwashing from social institutions.

Thechisa theorizes that ITPD is a mutant strain of the otherkin fixation, and on some subconscious level its rabid afflicted believe themselves to be actual mythical trolls. There may be some truth to this, as their tendency to also be basement-dwelling nerds approximates the living conditions found underneath a bridge.

[edit]Research Criteria
The Internet Troll Personality Disorder is characterized by attention-seeking and disruptive behavior in anonymous, delocalized places of socializing. It is indicated by the following traits:

A tendency to make the most useful, interesting comments.
A natural charisma that draws the attention of users toward them.
The ability to create ideas that flow from person to person nonstop until they have made everyone spend their time in the troll's valuable communique.
Such a brilliant command of social engineering, that the troll and trick others into fighting amongst themselves on the internet endlessly. (i.e. crossposting to two opposing usenet groups, tricking them into starting a flame war, then sitting back and watching the fun)
High intelligence
High degree of social skills in real life.
Uses multiple usernames as sock puppets (the more the better)
Establishes dominance in a community by using multiple usernames
[edit]Treatment
Researchers have experimented with everything from shock therapy to furry porn to castration to treat Internet troll personality disorder with no success. The psychodynamics of this personality disorder indicated that constant asswhooping may be the best treatment. Getting the research sample group out of their respective mothers' basements was difficult, and removing the hamburger and french fries from their hands and mouths was nearly impossible, but a little sunshine and exercise did these creatures good. After being taught the essentials of hygiene and manners, the trolls were ready for the treatment: women who really like to have sex. Within one week, the severity of the disorder was diminished for every patient, and within three months the patients were all symptom free. But once the ex-trolls looked up from their cubicals saw how boring they had become, they all committed hara kiri, the Japanese form of suicide designed to restore one's honor after shame.

Current research is investigating the possibility of a relapse into disordered personality function if the patient does not get laid in the ***, furry-style. For those pitiful cases who cannot keep a girlfriend, researchers are considering the role prostitutes may play in treatment.

[edit]See also
Troll
Psychopath
Borderline Personality Disorder
Aussieintn
Lulbat
[edit]External links
Trolls May Have a Disordered Personality
Retrieved from "http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_troll_personality_disorder"
Categories: Abnormal Psych | Trolls


didnt check the link,s.thought you ment unimployed.:)

[bandphan]

thread search ..........

[adwilk]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/image.php?u=35326&dateline=1260041285

[bandphan]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/image.php?u=35326&dateline=1260041285

maybe I will have another drink errrr cup o coffee:)

[adwilk]

Cmon scott, you know thats funny. Nice bump by the way.

[bandphan]

Cmon scott, you know thats funny. Nice bump by the way.

A troll thread started by a stalker:confused::)

[jamie2112]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/image.php?u=35326&dateline=1260041285


LMFAO................Touche Larouche......

[BoredSysAdmin]

Hey, I found another fellow troll here:
http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/member.php?u=22358

[gmichael]

What's a troll?

I am a pefect troll. I say stupid chit just to see who will say what in response. Please discuss.

[bandphan]

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[majorloser]

http://forums.audioholics.com/forums/image.php?u=35326&dateline=1260041285

Damn it! Did I sleep through another Order 66??? :mad:

The Emperor is going to have my head. This is not my first screw up.

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[Alex2507]

It's nice to have a really old thread brought up to remind me where it all began. Back then I didn't have cut/paste/google/search all figured out. I was still trying to figure out if my rec'r's sub out should go to R or L and the normal/lfe toggle was a complete f^%*ing mystery. Everything was such a revelation.
Now I'm more interested in ... turtles. :D

[majorloser]

Now I'm more interested in ... turtles. :D


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[adk highlander]

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LMFAO. Holy Sh%$ that is funny. Where is Jamie. He has to see that.

[Seth=L]

Damn it! Did I sleep through another Order 66??? :mad:

The Emperor is going to have my head. This is not my first screw up.


I don't follow.

[jamie2112]

See I told you turtles were rad:D:D:D

[bandphan]

Damn it! Did I sleep through another Order 66??? :mad:

The Emperor is going to have my head. This is not my first screw up.



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[zhimbo]

Getting on the internet today, I really, really didn't have a clue that I'd be seeing turtle peen.

[majorloser]

Getting on the internet today, I really, really didn't have a clue that I'd be seeing turtle peen.

Life is just full of surprises :D

[jinjuku]

What's a troll?

It's anyone that posts over at Polk Forums that doesn't happen to agree with any one of about 7 regular posters there.

[Jack Hammer]

I was just reading through some of the thread that inspired this - it's still some funny sh!t to read and see how many people kept getting sucked in for how long (myself included).:eek:

[croseiv]

It's anyone that posts over at Polk Forums that doesn't happen to agree with any one of about 7 regular posters there.

Now this IS something that I fully agree with. CP is not a good place to like Emotiva products. Been kinda quiet over there lately LOL..

[zhimbo]

Getting on the internet today, I really, really didn't have a clue that I'd be seeing turtle peen.

Wow. THIS is the post that burst my negative rep cherry?

[Alex2507]

Wow. THIS is the post that burst my negative rep cherry?

I yanked my thanks on that post to scale rep you but I've got to recharge. I hope I don't forget. Try not to loose any sleep over it. :p :)

[zhimbo]

I yanked my thanks on that post to scale rep you but I've got to recharge. I hope I don't forget. Try not to loose any sleep over it. :p :)

I'm walking a little funny, but otherwise I'm OK.

[Davemcc]

Getting on the internet today, I really, really didn't have a clue that I'd be seeing turtle peen.

The web is build for seeing stuff you would never otherwise see. Anywhooo, you've got a full pack of chicklets now.:)

[zhimbo]

Anywhooo, you've got a full pack of chicklets now.:)

Once, when I was very young, I wanted to get something from the Ice Cream truck going through the neighborhood, but my Mom firmly turned me down. We probably had ice cream in the freezer, but I wanted Ice! Cream! Man! ice cream, of course.

I was so distraught, I ran out into the yard in a fit, crying and screaming about wanting ice cream. This was totally sincere, and not a ploy on my part. The sympathetic Ice Cream Man left his truck, came over, nudged me, and handed me an orange sherbet "Push-Up" - which, incidentally, was my absolute favorite at the time.

Nowadays, I winge and moan about rep, and then people throw rep at me. Awesome.

Hmmmm...apparently I *do* need to grow up.