Surprise Her With A Special Gift From The Heart...

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JeffD2.

JeffD2.

Audioholic
HUMOR!


Can anyone imagine their female companions reacting to this? How would you sell this as a special/heart felt gift? Looking for funny responses (one liners, etc.) You fill in the blank or create your own scenario.....

I love you more than life itself honey, instead of jewelry, I bought you this __________, SURPRISE!:eek:
 
Mr. Lamb Fries

Mr. Lamb Fries

Full Audioholic
I love you more than life itself honey, instead of jewelry, I bought you this ____PB12–Ultra/2______!
 
ironlung

ironlung

Banned
caption contest

Please, Please in the gut. NOT THE FACE HONEY!!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!! AAAGHHH PLEASE NOT THE EYES. Stop beating me.....next time I'll be good I promise......sniff sniff....
 
JeffD2.

JeffD2.

Audioholic
HER: Is it the tickets to the Riviera for our anniversary, like we talked about?
HIM: Better! I got five of these for our new HT system! These will go great with our living room decor!
HER: How romantic! WHAP! BANG! OOF!

My gear, computers, clothes, etc. would be unceremoniously tossed into a pile on the front lawn, Guaranteed.
 
mike c

mike c

Audioholic Warlord
anthony gallo speakers

that's a picture taken from the "top ten ways to start a fight with the GF"

first words to come out of her mouth after that is: "you SOB"

that's the same situation to when Homer Simpson bought Marge Simpson a bowling ball as a gift.
 
G

Gatorchong

Audioholic
What I wish my girlfriend would say: "Where's the sub that goes with it?"

What she would say: "If you ever expect to have "relations" again, that better be a case for something shiny and expensive I can wear." :D
 
Rock&Roll Ninja

Rock&Roll Ninja

Audioholic Field Marshall
Umm.... what is that? whale eyeball?
 
Sheep

Sheep

Audioholic Warlord
mike c said:
anthony gallo speakers
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Speaker. There is only one of them. :rolleyes:

Single guys don't have to worry about this, or sex..:eek:

SheepStar
 
J

Johnd

Audioholic Samurai
Sheep said:
Single guys don't have to worry about this, or sex..
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Married guys...or hooked up guys don't "ever worry about sex." They have it with their mate. ;)
 
Sheep

Sheep

Audioholic Warlord
Johnd said:
Married guys...or hooked up guys don't "ever worry about sex." They have it with their mate. ;)
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Generally, you worry about something you HAVE. I don't worry about porsches, cause I don't have one. :D

SheepStar
 
zildjian

zildjian

Audioholic Chief
Johnd said:
Married guys...or hooked up guys don't "ever worry about sex." They have it with their mate. ;)
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HA! I know several people (don't read that, "i'm talking about me..." cause I'm not... seriously!) who's sex life significantly decreased after they got married.

Haven't you ever heard the joke, "How do you get a woman to stop having sex? - Marry her." :D
 
Sheep

Sheep

Audioholic Warlord
zildjian said:
HA! I know several people (don't read that, "i'm talking about me..." cause I'm not... seriously!) who's sex life significantly decreased after they got married.

Haven't you ever heard the joke, "How do you get a woman to stop having sex? - Marry her." :D
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Or the female version..

How to get rich,

Marry a man and sleep with him.

HEY-OOOO

SheepStar
 
M

mustang_steve

Senior Audioholic
Johnd said:
Married guys...or hooked up guys don't "ever worry about sex." They have it with their mate. ;)
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That is true, until they have given her a Gallo loudspeaker.

Gallo speakers, accelerating divorces since 1988.
 
J

Johnd

Audioholic Samurai
mustang_steve said:
That is true, until they have given her a Gallo loudspeaker.

Gallo speakers, accelerating divorces since 1988.
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Are you certain they were giving "her" the Gallo's? I still know of very few female audiophiles. One sure thing that will p**s a woman off is a thoughtless gift...or worse yet, a gift she'll never use/enjoy, but that the giver will use/enjoy. Hmmmm...

Anyhow, I just found Sheep's inference funny (that married men "worry" about sex). Both he and Zildjian have fully explained their perspective, some of which I agree with. Cheers.
 
Audioholics

Audioholics

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Let's put this in perspective... clearly what happened is that this man had a full set of candy apple red Wilson Watt Puppies costing a gazillion dollars and that look like dormant transformer robots... He sold them, sacrificing sound for aesthetics, bought her a brand new car and replaced the monstrocities with these small spheroid speakers...

This man dearly loves his wife more than life itself.
 
majorloser

majorloser

Moderator
Clint DeBoer said:
Let's put this in perspective... clearly what happened is that this man had a full set of candy apple red Wilson Watt Puppies costing a gazillion dollars and that look like dormant transformer robots... He sold them, sacrificing sound for aesthetics, bought her a brand new car and replaced the monstrocities with these small spheroid speakers...

This man dearly loves his wife more than life itself.
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Yeah, right................
 
JeffD2.

JeffD2.

Audioholic
"I sprung for your implants honey! PLUS they go to 50Hz!!!"
 
mike c

mike c

Audioholic Warlord
sorry ... when I spring for implants, I don't look at anthony gallo speakers.

I look at the B&W PV1's

"my wife's boobies goes to 21hz"
 

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